Thursday, January 20, 2011

I figured out my password!

A new-teacher blog is a complete oxymoron. What new teachers in this world have time for a blog?

Here are some gems (some of which I've posted on Facebook) from my "little" sweeties:

--15 yr old male student
"Miss?"
"Yes?"
"You should go ice skating with me this weekend."
"Hm. That's probably pretty inappropriate, buddy."
"But we could get hot chocolate. . .and little gloves. . .and my mom could drive us there!"

You had me at "my mom."


--14 year old female student
"Mrs. Minich, I have a question concern gay rights."
". . .yes?"
"Can you explain to me why, like, people are so against gays, but, like, so turned on by lezzies?"

How does a person answer a question like that?


--14 year old male student
"Miss! I like your hair today! It looks clean."
*concerned* "Does it usually look dirty?!"
*laughing hysterically* "Naw, miss. . .like fresh. Like. . .good."
"Then why didn't you just say that?!"

At only 23, I'm already too lame to understand their slang.

"Okay, class. Let's brainstorm. Who are some personal heroes in your lives?"
"Mom!" "Dad!" "Firemen!" "Jesus!"
"Great. Who are some well-known villains?"
"OBAMA!!"

Who am I to argue?!

"Okay, pretend like you can speak with anyone in the world. . .living OR dead. Anyone! Who would you choose?"
"Kim Kardashian!"

I didn't even know who that was. When I figured it out, I was highly disappointed. Anyone in the world. . .and they wanna talk to Kim Kardashian?!



Looooove my job. :)